I am sure that all couples with children find themselves in the same situation. You feel the urge, but the children are next to you. This story will make you laugh hard.
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him. He gets the message and says: “Excuse us for a few minutes, we are going up to the bedroom for a while.”
Soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs, sees the door open and peeks inside for a few minutes. He then trots downstairs, get his little brother and takes him to peek into his parent’s bedroom.
“Before you look in there” he says, “keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses for sucking our thumbs”.