Farmer Christopher was in pub drinking beer and looking all depressed.
His friend Ferdinand asked him why he was looking depressed.Christopher answered; “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was in barn and milk the cow. As soon as the pail was fill the cow kicked it down with his right foot so I tied up his right to a pole.
I began to fill up the pail again and cow kicked it down with his left foot, so I tied his left to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking her again she knocked down the pail with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail.
As I was tying up her tail, my trousers dropped down, then my wife came in and well, trust me, some things you just can’t explain!